did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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