maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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