Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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