Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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