And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
