areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ ππΌ
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed π
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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