Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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