I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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