It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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