she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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