my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Someone shattered a urinal.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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