so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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