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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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