So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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