No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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