idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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