Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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