Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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