Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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