I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome