Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.