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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I felt like helen keller

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  But she could have totally found that shit before me

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.

  (281): View more from Texas

  No. Just liquor. Time's no good.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle

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• (239): View more from Florida

  No I am not eating basil off your cock

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.

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  I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.

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• (916): View more from California

  Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction

  (571): View more from Virginia

  Done

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• (305): View more from Florida

  YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.

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