i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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