VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
