I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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