please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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