Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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