he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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