So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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