I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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