Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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