What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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