physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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