How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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