Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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