I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Randomize
