Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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