what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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