News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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