I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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