i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I have fence marks all over my body
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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