i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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