lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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