Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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