She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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