Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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