Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Who died my cat blue again?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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