Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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