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(202): View more from Washington, DC

And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."

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(865): View more from Tennessee

i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat

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(313): View more from Michigan

hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?

(734): View more from Michigan

nope, you were tallying rejections at the party

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(816): View more from Missouri

he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.

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(817): View more from Texas

Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"

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(828): View more from North Carolina

remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself

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(573): View more from Missouri

Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.

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