using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
why do cheetos always look like penises
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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