best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
me + whiskey = a bad person
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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