ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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