awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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