I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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