I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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