Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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