Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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