she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My vagina just clenched in fear
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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