why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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